Licker License

No license humor, anyone?

Harley rider is at one end of the bar, while a top heavy woman sitting alone in the wine drink half. A user must sit on the far end signal of bars with a refill. The waiter served a pint of bitter in a large jar glass near the driver and quickly slides into the thirst pending. Female and slop hits bumps about half the supply in his computer. The waiter walks slowly to the lady, takes the cup in hand to refill, but what can of beer poured licks it. She ignores him. This stroke is repeated over and over again until they decide motorist stunned waiter race for the next lick spilled beer. His tongue is his mouth before this lady gets up and breaks over his beer cup heavy skull. Lies on a beer sticky floor, moaning, "Why let the bartender do it?" She replied: "Because he has a license lame." So the question is: where to get a license for that?

I like it! I think that getting the license in the casino where he announced "lame" in the front, poker in the "back. LOL

hailey getting her licker license

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